The Cannibal
A cannibal was walking through the jungleAnd came upon a restaurant operated by aFellow cannibal.Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+Tourist:$8.00
+Boiled Missionary:$10.00
+Fried Explorer:$12.50 +Baked Politician$100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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