22, జులై 2014, మంగళవారం
21, జులై 2014, సోమవారం
1898 లో మథుర మీనాక్షి ఆలయ ద్వజస్థంభం
ఉదయం లేవగానే అమ్మ దర్శనం కావాలని, జన్మ దిన శుభాకాంక్షలతో.
1898 లో మథుర మీనాక్షి ఆలయ ద్వజస్థంభం
Courtesy: Old Indian photos.
19, జులై 2014, శనివారం
18, జులై 2014, శుక్రవారం
17, జులై 2014, గురువారం
India's Interim Government members in 1946
L to R
Saratchandra Bose,Jagjivan Ram,Dr.Rajendra Prasad,Vallabhai Patel,Asaf Ali,Jawaharlal Nehru.,Sayeed Ali Zahi.
Courtesy: Old Indian photos.com
16, జులై 2014, బుధవారం
15, జులై 2014, మంగళవారం
14, జులై 2014, సోమవారం
13, జులై 2014, ఆదివారం
11, జులై 2014, శుక్రవారం
10, జులై 2014, గురువారం
9, జులై 2014, బుధవారం
8, జులై 2014, మంగళవారం
7, జులై 2014, సోమవారం
తిరుమలలో ఆకాశగంగ దగ్గర
3, జులై 2014, గురువారం
2, జులై 2014, బుధవారం
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30, జూన్ 2014, సోమవారం
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After 2 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been promoted, no salary increment, no commendation.
So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."
I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place.
Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Me: 24 Hours.
Manager: How long do u work in a day?
Me: 10am to 6pm
(i.e 8 hours a day.)
Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?
Me: 8/24
i.e 1/3 (one third).
Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?
Me: 122
(1/3 x 366=122 days)
Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?
Me: No sir.
Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days
do u now have?
Me: 18 days.
Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?
Me: 4 days.
Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Me: 2 days Sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Me: 1 day sir!
Manager: Do u work on Diwali ?
Me: No Sir!
Manager: So how many days are left?
Me: None Sir!
Manager: So what r u claiming?
Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
money all these days.
So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."
I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place.
Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Me: 24 Hours.
Manager: How long do u work in a day?
Me: 10am to 6pm
(i.e 8 hours a day.)
Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?
Me: 8/24
i.e 1/3 (one third).
Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?
Me: 122
(1/3 x 366=122 days)
Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?
Me: No sir.
Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days
do u now have?
Me: 18 days.
Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?
Me: 4 days.
Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Me: 2 days Sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Me: 1 day sir!
Manager: Do u work on Diwali ?
Me: No Sir!
Manager: So how many days are left?
Me: None Sir!
Manager: So what r u claiming?
Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
money all these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
(HR-HIGH RISK.)
(HR-HIGH RISK.)
29, జూన్ 2014, ఆదివారం
Hyderabad in 1880
Entrance gate to Hyderabad
Photos by Lala Deen Dayal 1880
Courtesy: Old Indian Photos
28, జూన్ 2014, శనివారం
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